Hey Carmafans! Nobby here!
HOT FUCKING NEWS PEOPLE! Carmageddon: Max Damage is out TODAY on PC!
Yes, the latest instalment in the legendary Carmageddon series is HERE, and it’s the biggest, most BASTARDLY yet! It’s got MORE cars, MORE levels, MORE pedestrians and MORE framerates! Carmageddon is the driving sensation where pedestrians equal points, and your opponents are a bunch of crazies in a twisted mix of killing machines. It’s the ultimate antidote to racing games! And now it’s got trailers, wheelchairs, bikes and mobility scooters! It’s got everything for the discerning PSYCHOPATH!
Get it on Steam with a SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY DISCOUNT of 33% OFF
the retail price!*
All Carmafans and Kickstarters who already own a copy of Carmageddon: Reincarnation will receive the new game FOR FREE – it’ll be automatically added to your Steam Games Library. Because we fucking LOVE YOU ALL.
And as a SPECIAL BONUS, we’ve added some extra content to the PC version of the game! Labias and Genitalmen, kindly get a massive boner for:
THE U.S. ELECTION NIGHTMARE SPECIAL EDITION
Across America and the rest of the World, the public have been gripped by election fever - as two of the least-liked meat sacks on the planet slug it out to become the Most Powerful Person On Earth. Now, for the first time, you can show those Presidential candidates what you really think of them… By MOWING THEM DOWN IN A VIDEOGAME! Not just once, but over and over again... Impale a horrified Hillary on the end of your mighty rod! Repulsificate demented Donalds straight to frigging CHINA! It’s FUN for the whole FAMILY!
Carmageddon: Max Damage for PC features 3 EXCLUSIVE NEW game modes:
where every pedestrian is respectfully replaced by the Republican candidate for the U.S. Presidency.
in which you’ll meet nothing but duplicates of the Democratic candidate.
which features a politically correct balance of both candidates.
Animals remain in the mix too – suitably accessorised… You haven’t lived till you’ve knocked the wig off of a penguin!
So, go to the Steam Store TODAY, and get Carmageddon: Max Damage with a SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY DISCOUNT of 33% OFF
the retail price!*
Let’s Make Videogaming Great Again!
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