IMPORTANT WARNING - READ THIS BIT BEFORE CONTINUING
The Carmageddon PratCam is brought to you by Stainless Games, developers of the hit anarchic driving game Carmageddon. It can be installed on a mobile device fitted with an accelerometer and features the two lead Carmageddon characters - Max Damage and Die Anna. When you move your mobile devices in certain ways, these characters will respond with (sometimes extreme) physical reactions and spoken comments, depending on how violent the motion of your mobile device is.
Just as you would not take marital advice from Dr Crippen, under no circumstances should you use the PratCam as a source of driving advice. In fact, don't use it when YOU are driving at all. Nor should you try to repeat any of the physical reactions from Max or Die on the PratCam – that could be pretty terminal for you. You must drive safely at all times or you risk breaking the law and injuring yourself and/or others. Using a handheld mobile device when driving is a criminal offence in the United Kingdom and other countries. By agreeing to these Terms of Service you agree not to use the PratCam in any way which would break the law, injure yourself or anyone else.
Seriously, don't muck about with this and enjoy the PratCam responsibly – otherwise people could get hurt. Now here comes the full legal wording…
1.1 This Terms of Service ("Agreement") is a contract between you and Stainless Games Limited (referred to in this Agreement as "we", "us", "our" etc.). This Agreement applies to the Carmageddon PratCam App and the software in it including any patches or updates (we'll refer to them together as the "App").
1.2 If you are under 18 years of age, please ask your parent or guardian to review and approve this Agreement on your behalf (because in some countries people under the age of 18 cannot enforceably enter into contracts like this Agreement on their own).
1.3 If you are under the age of 12 you must not download or use this App. If this App carries a different age rating in your country, you must not use this App if you are under that age.
1.4 You confirm your agreement to this Agreement by accepting it as part of the installation process of the App. If you do not agree with this Agreement, please do not install the App.
1.5 If you think that this Agreement is not complete in any respect, please contact us as soon as possible at email@example.com. If you do not do so within a reasonable period after you have installed the App, then you shall be considered to have agreed to the terms of this Agreement.
2. ABOUT US
2.1 We are Stainless Games Limited, a company incorporated in England and Wales (company number 04297229) with our registered office at 3 Garfield Road, Ryde, Isle Of Wight, PO33 2PS. Our contact details are firstname.lastname@example.org.
3. WHAT YOU MUST NOT DO
3.1 You must not do or attempt to do (either yourself or via someone else) any of the following: (a) use the App in any way which is likely to cause harm to yourself or other people; (b) use the App when driving (which constitutes a criminal offence in the United Kingdom and other countries); (c) use the App for any purpose which is likely to break the law; or (d) use the App for any purpose except personal enjoyment (e.g. commercial gain).
4. PATCHES, UPDATES AND CHANGES
4.1 From time to time, we may need to deploy or provide patches, updates, additional content or other modifications to the App (for example to add new features or to resolve software bugs). From time to time, we may also at our discretion remove or suspend access to particular features, content or other parts of the App.
5. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
5.1 The App, including the graphics, user interface, audio and other content, contains proprietary information and material that is protected by copyright and other laws. You agree that we own or license all of this proprietary information and material and that you may not use or exploit any of it without our permission.
7.1 If you breach a term of this Agreement, then we may cancel or suspend your access to the App.
8.1 This Agreement governs our relationship with you. It does not create any rights for any other person, unless otherwise expressly stated in this Agreement.
9. GOVERNING LAW
9.1 You and we agree that your use of the App, and this Agreement, shall be governed by and interpreted according to the laws of England and Wales and that any dispute regarding this Agreement shall be heard exclusively by the courts of England and Wales.
10. CHANGES TO THIS AGREEMENT
10.1 We may vary this Agreement as and when we consider it appropriate or necessary for legal reasons or to reflect changes in the App. If so, then we will make the revised Agreement available at http://www.carmageddon.com/funsize/pratcam/tos